Post by Cartman on Nov 4, 2005 4:31:49 GMT 12
South Park Episode 1:
(at the bus stop)
Kyle: Oh, D*** it! my little brother ike followed me to school. Ike, you cant come to school with me!
Cartman: Go home u little dildo
Kyle: What!?!?! dont call my brother a dildo Cartman!
Stan: Hey, whats a dildo?
Kyle: I dont know. i bet Cartman doesnt know either.
Cartman: i know what it means!
Kyle: What?
Cartman:... im not telling u.
Stan: whats a dildo, Kenny?
Kenny: Mmff mfm mfmfm mmf fmf.
All:Hahahaha!
Cartman: Yep. thats Kyle litle brother all right.
(Kyle smacks cartman with Ike)
Stan: Whoa, dude! That kicks a**!
Kyle; Check this out. Ike! Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby.
Kyle: Kick the baby.
(Kyle kicks Ike)
(Cartman yawns)
Stan: Whoa, Cartman. it looks like you didnt get much sleep last night.
Cartman: that because i was having these bogus nightmares.
Stan: Oh! what about?
Cartman: Well, it dreamt i was lying in my bed. all of a sudden this bright blue light entered my room. my door slowly began to open... and the next thing i knew is that i was being draged thought the hallway and i was put on a table and all these aliens wanted to opperate on me. they had big gray heads and big black eyes...
Stran: Whoa! Visitors!
Cartman: What?!
Stan: That was no dream , Cartman! Visitors are real!
Kyle: Yeah! they abduct people and mutilate cows!
Cartman: No, it was a dream my mom said so.
Kyle: Visitors are real.
Cartman: shut up, you guys, your just trying to scare me and its not working.
(enter Chef)
Chef: hello there, children!
All: Hey Chef.
Stan: whats for lunch today, Chef?
Chef; Salsbury steak with a choise of greenbean cassorole or viggie pie.
Cartman: kick a**.
Chef: hey, did you boys see the alien visitors last night?
Cartman: Huh?!
Kyle: fat boy saw it!
Cartman: No, it was i dream! and im not fat, im big boned!
Chef: they had long grey heads and big black eyes.
Cartman: Oh?!?
Chef: Did they give you and anal probe?
Cartman: OH!?!?!?
Kyle: What's an anal probe?
Chef: it's where they stick a big, metal, hoobajo up yo butt.
Kyle: Whoa! Did they give you an anal probe, Cartman?
Cartman: No! I mean... Why would they do that?
Stan: Dude, they did! Aliens shoved stuff up your a**
Chef: You watch that fatboy, now. he could be under alien control.
(exit Chef)
Stan: Whoa! Sorry about your a**, Cartman.
Cartman: God d*** it! Aliens didnt shove stuff up my a**! It as just a dream!
(enter bus)
Kyle: Why are you walking so funny, Cartman?
Cartman; SHUT UP!!!
Kyle: ok. this is for the game. Ike! Kick the baby!
(kyle kicks Ike. Ike goes flying though the bus windows)
Stan: Good morning, Ms. Crabtree.
Ms. Crabtree: GET IN! WE'RE RUNNIN LATE!
(Kyle and Stan go to the back of the bus. Cartman and Kenny sit somewhere else)
(Kyle stands up and sees that Ike is still at the bus stop)
Kyle: D***it! he is still there.
Stan: dont worry about him, dude.
Kyle: No, dude. if some thing happens to him, my parents are gonna blame me.
Ms. Crabtree: SIT DOWN, BACK THERE! AAAAAAAAAAA!
Stan: Aw, whatever, you fat b****.
Ms. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!?!
Stan; I said I have a back itch.
Ms. Crabtree: OH!
Kyle: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
(Kyle sees Ike getting kidnapped by aliens)
Kenny: FM M FMF!
Kyle: (runs to the front of the bus) STOP THE BUS!!! Ms. Crabtree, you HAVE to stop this bus!
Ms. Crabtree: DO YOU WANT AN OFFICE REFERAL?!?!
Kyle: No.
Ms. Crabtree: THEN SIT DOWN!!!!
Kyle: But...
Ms. Crabtree: AAAAAAAAA!!
Kyle: AAAAAAA!!! (runs back to his seat)
Ms. Crabtree:AAAAAA!!!
Kyle: Dude, i have to get off this bus and save Ike.
Stan; I know but that fat b**** wont let us.
Ms. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!?!
Stan: I said that rabbits like to eat lettice.
Ms. Crabtree: OH!
Kyle: If i dont get him back, my parents are going to disown me.
(Stan farts)
Kyle: You farted. Hahahahahaha!
Cartman: Somebody is baking brownies.
(at the bus stop)
Kyle: Oh, D*** it! my little brother ike followed me to school. Ike, you cant come to school with me!
Cartman: Go home u little dildo
Kyle: What!?!?! dont call my brother a dildo Cartman!
Stan: Hey, whats a dildo?
Kyle: I dont know. i bet Cartman doesnt know either.
Cartman: i know what it means!
Kyle: What?
Cartman:... im not telling u.
Stan: whats a dildo, Kenny?
Kenny: Mmff mfm mfmfm mmf fmf.
All:Hahahaha!
Cartman: Yep. thats Kyle litle brother all right.
(Kyle smacks cartman with Ike)
Stan: Whoa, dude! That kicks a**!
Kyle; Check this out. Ike! Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby.
Kyle: Kick the baby.
(Kyle kicks Ike)
(Cartman yawns)
Stan: Whoa, Cartman. it looks like you didnt get much sleep last night.
Cartman: that because i was having these bogus nightmares.
Stan: Oh! what about?
Cartman: Well, it dreamt i was lying in my bed. all of a sudden this bright blue light entered my room. my door slowly began to open... and the next thing i knew is that i was being draged thought the hallway and i was put on a table and all these aliens wanted to opperate on me. they had big gray heads and big black eyes...
Stran: Whoa! Visitors!
Cartman: What?!
Stan: That was no dream , Cartman! Visitors are real!
Kyle: Yeah! they abduct people and mutilate cows!
Cartman: No, it was a dream my mom said so.
Kyle: Visitors are real.
Cartman: shut up, you guys, your just trying to scare me and its not working.
(enter Chef)
Chef: hello there, children!
All: Hey Chef.
Stan: whats for lunch today, Chef?
Chef; Salsbury steak with a choise of greenbean cassorole or viggie pie.
Cartman: kick a**.
Chef: hey, did you boys see the alien visitors last night?
Cartman: Huh?!
Kyle: fat boy saw it!
Cartman: No, it was i dream! and im not fat, im big boned!
Chef: they had long grey heads and big black eyes.
Cartman: Oh?!?
Chef: Did they give you and anal probe?
Cartman: OH!?!?!?
Kyle: What's an anal probe?
Chef: it's where they stick a big, metal, hoobajo up yo butt.
Kyle: Whoa! Did they give you an anal probe, Cartman?
Cartman: No! I mean... Why would they do that?
Stan: Dude, they did! Aliens shoved stuff up your a**
Chef: You watch that fatboy, now. he could be under alien control.
(exit Chef)
Stan: Whoa! Sorry about your a**, Cartman.
Cartman: God d*** it! Aliens didnt shove stuff up my a**! It as just a dream!
(enter bus)
Kyle: Why are you walking so funny, Cartman?
Cartman; SHUT UP!!!
Kyle: ok. this is for the game. Ike! Kick the baby!
(kyle kicks Ike. Ike goes flying though the bus windows)
Stan: Good morning, Ms. Crabtree.
Ms. Crabtree: GET IN! WE'RE RUNNIN LATE!
(Kyle and Stan go to the back of the bus. Cartman and Kenny sit somewhere else)
(Kyle stands up and sees that Ike is still at the bus stop)
Kyle: D***it! he is still there.
Stan: dont worry about him, dude.
Kyle: No, dude. if some thing happens to him, my parents are gonna blame me.
Ms. Crabtree: SIT DOWN, BACK THERE! AAAAAAAAAAA!
Stan: Aw, whatever, you fat b****.
Ms. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!?!
Stan; I said I have a back itch.
Ms. Crabtree: OH!
Kyle: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
(Kyle sees Ike getting kidnapped by aliens)
Kenny: FM M FMF!
Kyle: (runs to the front of the bus) STOP THE BUS!!! Ms. Crabtree, you HAVE to stop this bus!
Ms. Crabtree: DO YOU WANT AN OFFICE REFERAL?!?!
Kyle: No.
Ms. Crabtree: THEN SIT DOWN!!!!
Kyle: But...
Ms. Crabtree: AAAAAAAAA!!
Kyle: AAAAAAA!!! (runs back to his seat)
Ms. Crabtree:AAAAAA!!!
Kyle: Dude, i have to get off this bus and save Ike.
Stan; I know but that fat b**** wont let us.
Ms. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!?!
Stan: I said that rabbits like to eat lettice.
Ms. Crabtree: OH!
Kyle: If i dont get him back, my parents are going to disown me.
(Stan farts)
Kyle: You farted. Hahahahahaha!
Cartman: Somebody is baking brownies.
